Don't die a virgin.
Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there.
For all my 40 + nearing friends...
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys!
A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
Men:
A species that loves Jack Daniels,
Jacking off and Denials!
69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on!
FUCKर है मुझे खुद पे कि मैं ASSलीलता नाम की GANDगी से कोसों दूर हूँ।
मैं तो ASSलील लोगों की SUCKल देखना भी पाप समझता हूँ,
और मैं GANDe CHOOTक्ले भी नहीं सुनता।
I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew the lightbulb!
Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!
