The best thing about having a penis is...
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sharing it with people - who don't have it!
Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki Aapki Girlfriend Ya Boyfriend Ho.
Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Aur Dimaag Mein Bana Sake,
Aur Phir..
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Aur Phir
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De Mutth..
De Mutth..
De Mutth..
Wife to husband: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: Toh Kya Yeh Teen Bachhe Internet se Download Kiye Hein?
Wife: Nahi, Yeh Toh Kisi Aur Ki Pen Drive Se Liye The!
Bhai, Aggar Hath Ras Se Fursat Mil Jaye Toh Dettol Se Haath Dhokar 1-2 message Kar Dia Karo!
Happiness is like an orgasm.
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
SIX Ya SEX...
Utha Ke Maaro To SIX...
Leta Ke Maaro To SEX...
Bahar Geya To SIX...
Andar Geya To SEX...
Dono Haath Upar To SIX...
Dono Pair Upar To SEX!
Everything happens for a reason,
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
Cricket WC 2015:
Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!
If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
Who sang this song?
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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Answer: An erect Laura
