Research shows that 80% of men don't know how to use condoms. These men are called
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Dads!
How can you tell a head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees!
2 year old son spits on the floor.
Wife: We don't spit. If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
Husband raises eyebrows.
Wife: You shut up!
Commander: What do u call your CO?
Lieutenant: Sir we call him "virgin".
Commander: Why do u call him virgin?
Lieutenant: Sir he is purest form of a "cunt".
Dear Penis,
Thanks for not bleeding once a month.
Sincerely,
Men
According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.
Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
Height of Planning:
One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name.
Who the heck is Rape?
In an interview with a MNC, I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships?
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Apparently "In HD" wasn't the right answer!
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