An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
What did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?
"We used to be really tight until you let that d*ck come between us!
Erection can wait. Election cannot!
Use your finger wisely.
An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.
'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
'I'm surprised.'
The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling... we are surprised. You are shocked.'
What's the definition of a menstrual period?
A bloody waste of fucking time!
Kahin Kaale-Gore Ladh Rahe Hain;
Toh Kahin Hindu-Musalman.
Kahin Israel-Gaza Toh Kahin India-Pakistan.
Pyaar to Bhenchod Sirf Porn Mein Hi Reh Geya Hai!
How can you tell a head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees!
Boyfriend: Hi Lovie Dovie Sweetheart!
Girlfriend: Kiska Ghar Khaali Hai Ab?
A Call-Girl to an Army Officer on seeing a star tattooed on his dick, "OMG, you're a Brigadier!"
Army Officer: Shut up, I am an Army Commander. All stars visible when it's erect!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew the lightbulb!
