My Pakistani girlfriend said...
"I want to blow you"
I am confused should I drop my pants or inform the police.
AIB Guys: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Girl: Hahahaha... Wow.. :* :* :*
Me: Fuck
Girl: Hatt Madarchod....Ashleel Sala
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept...
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Pappu: Degi?
WTF:
Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!"
New York Winters: When couples go to bed, they say "Good Night, My Love"!
London Winters: They say "Sweet Dreams, Darling!
Punjab Winters: Thand hai, Sirf Salwar Hi Uttarungi!
Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho!
Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!
Boy: Matlab?
Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune!
If one has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Naukrani Sex Ke Time: Sahab, Anand Aa Raha Hai.
Sahib Tez Karne Laga
Naukrani: Saaaahab Aaaaaahhnand Aaaaaah Raaaahahh Hai.
Sahib Aur Tez Karne Laga.
Anand: Papa, Main Aa Geya!
Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...
Start playing with your boobs!
