Girl to Boyfriend: Baby, I'm so wet right now.
Boyfriend: Arre, Bukhar aa Jayega. Ponch Lo Acchi Tarah Se.
Girl: Tu Na, Virgin hi Marega, Chutiye!
Guys are always HORNGRY!
Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.
What's the definition of a menstrual period?
A bloody waste of fucking time!
I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
Overheard a girl in a metro:
Behen Chod, Yeh BC Kya Hota Hai!
A girl went out with her boyfriend for the 1st time.
When she got home, her Mom asked her, "How was the date?"
Girl: He had a lot of fun!
