A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
The husband says, "Sign me up!"
A professor told his class: "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!" A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?"
Twada Sex Sex
Sada Sex - Porn
Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it!
Tum Bas Dil Lagao, Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry!
I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
I don't want them to know my real name!
Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Ji Bunty:
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
