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Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it!
Tum Bas Dil Lagao, Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange!
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry!
I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
I don't want them to know my real name!
Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Ji Bunty:
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?"
