Gynaecologist: A person who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure!
How is a condom like a photograph?
They both capture that special moment!
The Changing Times:
1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!
Don(o) Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi... Namumkeen Hai!
~ Pamela Anderson
Wife: Jaanu Yeh 'BC' Kya Hota Hai?
Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute!
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na?
Hubby: Hadddd Se Bhi Jyada!
Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!
It's not that i'm always horny. it's just that you always look so faceable!
Difference and Similarity between VAGINA & COFFIN?
You CUM in one and GO in the other!
And you certainly got to be STIFF to get into either of them!
An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dildo can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dildo buy the next round of drinks!"
A princess meets a talking frog.
Princess: "Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?"
Frog: "Babes, that was my grandfather's time...I need a blow job!"
