Boy: Please let me fiddle with your left and right Controls.
Girl: But just only once.
Boy: Can I also touch your software?
Girl: First show me your hardware.
Boy: Come sit down on my joystick.
Girl: My disk is not protected, you'll infect me with virus!
Kutta
Kamina
Gaandu
Bhosdika
Madarchod
Chootiya and
Bhenchod
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are bad words. Please do not use them!
Selfie brand condoms for wanking shall be an instant hit!
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Ab "Vim Bar" Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot!
You Dirty Mind, Tum Kya Soch Rahe The?
Mrs Blair, Mrs Putin and Mrs Clinton are chatting on Dick.
Mrs Blair: In UK, we call it a 'Gentlemn' because it stands up whenever a lady walks in.
Mrs Putin: In Russia, we call it a 'Rebel' since we don't know if it will strike from front or behind.
Hillary: In US, we call it a 'Rumour' since it travels from mouth to mouth!
Computer Simile:
Techies: Compact Dicks
Aliens: Laser Dicks
Old Men: Floppy Dicks
Young Men: Hard Dicks
Vibrators: Pirated Dicks
How do you recognise your Computer Mouse is a male or a female?
If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female!
What's the difference between a SKY and a SKIRT?
Sky covers the whole Universe whereas a Skirt covers the Universal Hole!
What's the difference between a Lollipop and a Dick?
If a Girl sucks a Lollipop, it becomes smaller;
And if she sucks the Dick, it becomes bigger!
Five Road Signs that best describe a FEMALE ORGAN:
1. Deep excavation
2. Slippery when wet
3. Stop on red signal
4. Slow down on curves & humps
5. Men at work
