Whats the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?
Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed!
I believe in love at first sight but science calls it...
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Erection!
Height of Revenge:
Women eating chillies before giving husband Blow Job!
How do Lawyers, Doctors, Bankers, Engineers and Architects say "Fuck You"?
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"Sir... trust me!"
Early to bed, early to rise makes your wife... go with other guys!
Weekdays for Newly Marrieds:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
Suckday
Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo ke Safalta Shor Machade.
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Pregnancy is one of the best examples!
What happened to the funny guy that accidentally took VIAGRA instead of his daily vitamins?
He became a "Stand Up Comedian"!
If necessity is the mother of invention;
Then frustration is the father of masturbation!
What is a Zebra?
25 sizes larger than an 'A' bra!
