FIFA World Cup 2014:
Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica and Netherlands are the first 4 teams to go into round of 16. They all have Weed and Prostitution Legalized. So what's the moral of the story?
Dope and Fuck... and you'll have all the luck!
Lines said by a true lover:
My Heart always belonged to just one girl....but I have Sperms for the rest!
On the internet they found romance.
That put both in a hot sexual trance.
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down their pants!
Men don't always need advice.
Sometimes all they really need is:
A hand to hold;
An ear to nuzzle;
A heart to love;
Lips to kiss;
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Boobs to suck;
And a place to fuck!
Have you heard? Professor Mr. Smith from our apartment house is a gay.
Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor!
The wife comes back home from the doctor and says to her husband, "Honey, I have a sad news - the gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks".
Husband: And what the dentist say?
Unexpected Sex - it's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison!
How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!
Car Mein Radio Ka Antena Aur Ladki Ki Taangein Jitni Jyaada Upar Hogi, Connection Utna Hi Achha Aur Behtar Hoga!
Playboy is planning coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold shall be the same woman!
