Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai?
Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe...
"Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Ke Khana!"
A girl tried to sound cool after getting her driving licence. In excitement, she posted...
"Hush... finally got my fucking licence". .
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She got 1000s of likes and shares.
She is still wondering why people are so happy for her driving licence!
Ek Hakla Aadmi "Amul Macho" Underwear Lene Geya.
Dukandar: Kya Duun?
Aadmi: A... A... Amul ki MA... MAA... MAA... CHO Do...!
The World population can be easily controlled if only more women could be convinced to swallow...
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contraceptive pills!
Gujju Lady: Mane Divorce Joye Che, Mara Pati Active Nathi.
Judge: Pun Tamara Pati To Kabaddi Champion Che.
Gujju Lady: Eej To Problem Che. Khali 'Touch' Kari Ne Bhagi Jay Che!
Pool Table is a cool table... since it teaches us how to play with balls and concentrate on many holes by using only one stick!
Teacher: How many mangoes are equal to 1 dozen?
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Kamine!
Santa came home bleeding with torn clothes.
Ghar Walon Ne Poocha Kee Hoya, Kanjra?
Santa: Almari Banan Vaste Phatte Le Ke Main Bus Vich Chareya Te Phatte Floor Te Rakh Ditte.
Ik Bibi Uste Pair Rakh Ke Baith Gayee. Jado Mera Pind Aaya, Main Bas Bibi Nu Inna Hi Kya... " Chal Bibi, Latta Chak, Phatte Chakiye"!
A couple were having sex in U.P. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: BC Light Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun
Wife: Haan... Main Bhi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass!
