A sex researcher called one of the participants in a survey to check on a discrepancy.
"In response to the question of frequency of intercourse", the researcher said, "you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, said 'several times per night."
"That's right," the man answered. "And that's the way it's going to stay until that second mortgage is paid off!
What's a Yankee?
Same thing as a 'quickie', only you do it yourself!
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities.
In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries.
After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!"
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching!
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them.
"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs!
A man walks up to a lady and says if there where a million dicks all around you, how many would you choke on?
The lady replies by saying, "None"!
Then the man says, "Now that I know you're a pro at what you do, can you blow me too?"
Two girls went for a sex change operation to Bangkok.
Both returned after 2 weeks and anxious friends and family members were waiting at the airport.
The moment they saw their friends and family members, they both smiled broadly and shouted:
"Laude Lag Gaye! Laude Lag Gaye!
Difference between eFuck and eRape?
A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;
And if someone else calls then its eRape!
Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu;
Sapna Rakhu Toh Andhura Rahega;
Dil Rakhu Toh Kahin Tut Na Jaye;
Fir Socha Ke:
Lauda Rakhu - Jarurat Padegi Tab Khada Toh Rahega!
