Superman: Single Batman: Single Spiderman: Single I get it now... I am single because I am a superhero! |
One frustrated Physician wrote - Except for fracture and pregnancy, all symptoms are possible in COVID-19! |
A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife. Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID. Husband (Taken aback): How do you know? Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste! |
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal! |
May this special day hold in store - the fulfillment of all hopes and dreams that you aspire for. Have a joyous Baisakhi! |
May you come up as bright as the sun, as cool as water and as sweet as honey. Hope this Baisakhi fulfills all your desires and wishes. Happy Baisakhi! |
Tikhi Talwaar Ne Sanu Janam Ditta, Gurti Mili Hai Khande Di Dhaar Vichon, Sikhi Sidak Te Sir Dastaar Sohni, Sada Vakhra Hai Roop Sansar Vichon! Baisakhi Diyan Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan! |
Men are mortal. So are ideas. An idea needs propagation as much as a plant needs watering. Otherwise, both will wither and die. ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar Happy Ambedkar Jayanti |
The Duty must be performed, let the Efforts be successful or not, let the work be Appreciated or not. When a man's sincerity of purpose and capacity are proved even his enemies come to respect him. ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar Happy Ambedkar Jayanti |
ਕਬੀਰ ਕਉਡੀ ਕਉ ਜੋਰਿ ਕੈ ਜੋਰੇ ਲਾਖ ਕਰੋਰਿ॥ ਚਲਤੀ ਬਾਰ ਨ ਕਛੁ ਮਿਲਿਓ ਲਈ ਲੰਗੋਟੀ ਤੋਰਿ॥੧੪॥ Kabeer, the mortal gathers wealth, shell by shell, accumulating thousands and millions. But when the time of his departure comes, he takes nothing at all with him. He is even stripped of his loin-cloth.||144|| SGGS Ji: Ang: 1372 |