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Upload to Facebook The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out! -
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Upload to Facebook South Indians have a good sense of grammar.
Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou! -
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Upload to Facebook Beautiful lines:
'Alone I can 'Say' but together we can 'Talk'.
'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but together we can 'Celebrate'.
'Alone I can 'Smile' but together we can 'Laugh'.
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Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep!
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