SMS

  • Ironical:<br/>
The loudest word ever shouted was 'QUIET'!Upload to Facebook
    Ironical:
    The loudest word ever shouted was 'QUIET'!
  • Superman: Single<br/>
Batman: Single<br/>
Spiderman: Single<br/>
I get it now... I am single because I am a superhero!Upload to Facebook
    Superman: Single
    Batman: Single
    Spiderman: Single
    I get it now... I am single because I am a superhero!
  • One frustrated Physician wrote -<br/>
Except for fracture and pregnancy, all symptoms are possible in COVID-19!Upload to Facebook
    One frustrated Physician wrote -
    Except for fracture and pregnancy, all symptoms are possible in COVID-19!
  • A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.<br/>
Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.<br/>
Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?<br/>
Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste!Upload to Facebook
    A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.
    Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.
    Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?
    Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste!
  • Why did the tree go to the dentist?<br/>
To get a root canal!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the tree go to the dentist?
    To get a root canal!
  • May this special day hold in store - the fulfillment of all hopes and dreams that you aspire for.<br/>
Have a joyous Baisakhi!Upload to Facebook
    May this special day hold in store - the fulfillment of all hopes and dreams that you aspire for.
    Have a joyous Baisakhi!
  • May you come up as bright as the sun, as cool as water and as sweet as honey.<br/>
Hope this Baisakhi fulfills all your desires and wishes.<br/>
Happy Baisakhi!Upload to Facebook
    May you come up as bright as the sun, as cool as water and as sweet as honey.
    Hope this Baisakhi fulfills all your desires and wishes.
    Happy Baisakhi!
  • Tikhi Talwaar Ne Sanu Janam Ditta,<br/>
Gurti Mili Hai Khande Di Dhaar Vichon,<br/>
Sikhi Sidak Te Sir Dastaar Sohni,<br/>
Sada Vakhra Hai Roop Sansar Vichon!<br/>
Baisakhi Diyan Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan!Upload to Facebook
    Tikhi Talwaar Ne Sanu Janam Ditta,
    Gurti Mili Hai Khande Di Dhaar Vichon,
    Sikhi Sidak Te Sir Dastaar Sohni,
    Sada Vakhra Hai Roop Sansar Vichon!
    Baisakhi Diyan Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan!
  • Men are mortal. So are ideas. An idea needs propagation as much as a plant needs watering. Otherwise, both will wither and die.<br/>
~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar<br/>
Happy Ambedkar JayantiUpload to Facebook
    Men are mortal. So are ideas. An idea needs propagation as much as a plant needs watering. Otherwise, both will wither and die.
    ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar
    Happy Ambedkar Jayanti
  • The Duty must be performed, let the Efforts be successful or not, let the work be Appreciated or not. When a man's sincerity of purpose and capacity are proved even his enemies come to respect him.<br/>
~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar<br/>
Happy Ambedkar JayantiUpload to Facebook
    The Duty must be performed, let the Efforts be successful or not, let the work be Appreciated or not. When a man's sincerity of purpose and capacity are proved even his enemies come to respect him.
    ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar
    Happy Ambedkar Jayanti
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT