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  • Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.<br/>
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.
    Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke!
  • I fail to understand Pubs' business model.<br/>
Throwing out customers for buying too much of their product!Upload to Facebook
    I fail to understand Pubs' business model.
    Throwing out customers for buying too much of their product!
  • Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth!Upload to Facebook
    Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth!
  • The sovereignty of scriptures of all religions must come to an end if we want to have a united integrated modern India.<br/>
~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar<br/>
Greetings on the occasion of B.R. AmbedkarUpload to Facebook
    The sovereignty of scriptures of all religions must come to an end if we want to have a united integrated modern India.
    ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar
    Greetings on the occasion of B.R. Ambedkar
  • Cultivation of the mind should be the ultimate aim of human existence.<br/>
~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar<br/>
Happy Ambedkar JayantiUpload to Facebook
    Cultivation of the mind should be the ultimate aim of human existence.
    ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar
    Happy Ambedkar Jayanti
  • Celebrate this joyous occasion with love and kindness.<br/>
Happy Navaratri to all!Upload to Facebook
    Celebrate this joyous occasion with love and kindness.
    Happy Navaratri to all!
  • I wish you get blessed with happiness and may all your dreams come true on this delightful occasion.<br/>
Happy Navratri!Upload to Facebook
    I wish you get blessed with happiness and may all your dreams come true on this delightful occasion.
    Happy Navratri!
  • May Allah blesses you with a peaceful and prosperous life.<br/>
Wish you a happy Ramadan. Keep me in your prayers!Upload to Facebook
    May Allah blesses you with a peaceful and prosperous life.
    Wish you a happy Ramadan. Keep me in your prayers!
  • Happy Ramadan to everyone.<br/>
May the blessings of the month of Ramadan be on all of us and may Allah be with us through our prayers and fasts!Upload to Facebook
    Happy Ramadan to everyone.
    May the blessings of the month of Ramadan be on all of us and may Allah be with us through our prayers and fasts!
  • I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?<br/>
He replied, `Same virus, different mutation!`Upload to Facebook
    I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?
    He replied, "Same virus, different mutation!"
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