Husband: You don't have a sense of humour. Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke! |
I fail to understand Pubs' business model. Throwing out customers for buying too much of their product! |
Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth! |
The sovereignty of scriptures of all religions must come to an end if we want to have a united integrated modern India. ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar Greetings on the occasion of B.R. Ambedkar |
Cultivation of the mind should be the ultimate aim of human existence. ~ Dr. B.R. Ambedkar Happy Ambedkar Jayanti |
Celebrate this joyous occasion with love and kindness. Happy Navaratri to all! |
I wish you get blessed with happiness and may all your dreams come true on this delightful occasion. Happy Navratri! |
May Allah blesses you with a peaceful and prosperous life. Wish you a happy Ramadan. Keep me in your prayers! |
Happy Ramadan to everyone. May the blessings of the month of Ramadan be on all of us and may Allah be with us through our prayers and fasts! |
I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it? He replied, "Same virus, different mutation!" |