My wife just asked me if I was busy. Now I may have to do things like taking the trash out or traveling to Mars and buy something! |
My wife can't remember her credit card PIN but can clearly remember the exact picture of some girl I commented on Facebook 5 years ago. Women are unbelievable! |
Around 11,000 Covid cases in one day in Delhi. I appeal to everyone to take measures and let's not repeat the mistakes. Learn from the past and accumulate enough liquor so that Kisi Ke Saamne Haath Na Failane Padein Lockdown Mein! |
Why should we wear mask? Yama Dharmaraj to Chitragupta: You went to the Earth, what happened? Chitragupta: Maharaj, people are wearing masks. I couldn't recognize many of them. So, I brought only those who weren't wearing masks! |
It took 6 weeks for 17 Lakh Mumbaikars to take Covid Vaccine. It took 1 day for 35 Lakh people to take a dip at Maha Kumbh. So it is proved that people are more interested in the next life than this life! |
Until now the best medicine against COVID-19 is made by Civil Engineers - . . . . . Home! |
Got a text from my wife asking me if the speed limit of 70 Km/Hr is applicable if you're driving in reverse. Now I'm clueless as to what she's up to. Any guess, ladies? |
Millions roaming around without a mask at the Kumbh Mela is called Devotion. Thousands attempting political rallies amidst a pandemic is called Nationalism. Sitting alone in my own car without a mask is a Crime! |
Hard work pays off: The government of India is planning to appoint Nirmala Sitharaman as Health Minister to bring down Corona cases just like the Economy! |
Santa: My wife is like a grill. Banta: Wow, so hot? Santa: Yes, but she also roasts me when hot! |