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![Doctor, filling medical report: You have a broken hand, severe concussion and bruised eyes. Are you married?<br/>
Me: Yes, but my wife didn't do it. I fell off the bike this time!]()
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Me: Yes, but my wife didn't do it. I fell off the bike this time! -
![Banta: That missing Malaysian flight is not yet found.<br/>
Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time!]()
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Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time! -
![The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn't drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question!]()
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![I wonder if spiders compare web sizes. `Wow man, you live in a mansion` Thanks dude, I built it myself!]()
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![Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!]()
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![Schools are no longer about learning, but about passing.<br/>
Because we have made job requirements based on academic achievements but not actual skills!]()
Upload to Facebook Schools are no longer about learning, but about passing.
Because we have made job requirements based on academic achievements but not actual skills! -
![You know what, I feel so proud to have a brother like you. You are my best friend.<br/>
On this special day, I want to say, Happy Birthday, Bro!]()
Upload to Facebook You know what, I feel so proud to have a brother like you. You are my best friend.
On this special day, I want to say, Happy Birthday, Bro! -
![Wake up and welcome yet another wonderful morning in your life. I know today you'll be shining like a star just like any other day.<br/>
Good Morning!]()
Upload to Facebook Wake up and welcome yet another wonderful morning in your life. I know today you'll be shining like a star just like any other day.
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![Pro Tip:<br/>
Never date a girl who can't respect your wife!]()
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![Marriage teaches you a lot of valuable things.<br/>
For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage teaches you a lot of valuable things.
For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face!
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