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Upload to Facebook In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! -
Upload to Facebook Gentle Reminder:
Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein! -
Upload to Facebook Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night! -
Upload to Facebook It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! -
Upload to Facebook There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts! -
Upload to Facebook ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।।
ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।
It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.
The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell! -
Upload to Facebook Imagine with all your mind.
Believe with all your heart.
Achieve with all your might! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What do you think about our love?
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
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