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Upload to Facebook Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?
Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same! -
Upload to Facebook Rich people splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht."
Me splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!" -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes! -
Upload to Facebook I asked my maid: "VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana."
Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms! -
Upload to Facebook Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town! -
Upload to Facebook The colours may fade;
The Sun may not shine;
The Moon may not be bright;
The flowers may stop blooming;
The rivers may stop flowing;
But our friendship, I'll treasure till the day my heart stops! -
Upload to Facebook A beautiful night like this should be spent with a beautiful person. I'm happy because I have you.
Good night, my love! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: What pisses you off?
Friend 2: Nouns.
Friend 1: Nouns?
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things! -
Upload to Facebook Corona Mahamari Khatarnaak Roop Le Chuki Hai...
Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein!
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