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![Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.<br />
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep! -
![In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!]()
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![Gentle Reminder:<br/>
Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein!]()
Upload to Facebook Gentle Reminder:
Jab Hazaron Logon Ki Rally Se Aap Bahar Nikal Kar Apni Car Mein Akele Baithe Tab Mask Zaroor Laga Lein! -
![Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.<br/>
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya!]()
Upload to Facebook Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya! -
![My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away!]()
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![Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.<br/>
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband.
Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night! -
![It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!]()
Upload to Facebook It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! -
![There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!]()
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![ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।।<br/>
ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।<br/><br/>
It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.<br/>
The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell!]()
Upload to Facebook ਨਿੰਦਾ ਭਲੀ ਕਿਸੈ ਕੀ ਨਾਹੀ ਮਨਮੁਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਕਰੰਨਿ।।
ਮੁਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਤਿਨ ਨਿੰਦਕਾ ਨਰਕੇ ਘੋਰਿ ਪਵੰਨਿ।।
It is not good to slander anyone, but the foolish self-willed Manmukhs still do it.
The slanderers are put to shame and they fall into the most horrible hell! -
![Imagine with all your mind.<br/>
Believe with all your heart.<br/>
Achieve with all your might!]()
Upload to Facebook Imagine with all your mind.
Believe with all your heart.
Achieve with all your might!
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