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  • Boy: What do you think about our love?<br/>
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.<br/>
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!<br/>
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: What do you think about our love?
    Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
    Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
    Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
  • Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?<br/>
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.<br/>
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?<br/>
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?
    Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
    Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
    Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!
  • Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?<br/>
Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe?
    Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same!
  • Rich people splurging:<br/>
`To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht.`<br/><br/>

Me splurging:<br/>
`To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!`Upload to Facebook
    Rich people splurging:
    "To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht."

    Me splurging:
    "To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!"
  • Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?<br/>
Reports say it was due to too many strokes!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
    Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
  • I asked my maid: `VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana.`<br/>
Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms!Upload to Facebook
    I asked my maid: "VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana."
    Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms!
  • Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town!Upload to Facebook
    Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town!
  • The colours may fade;<br/>
The Sun may not shine;<br/>
The Moon may not be bright;<br/>
The flowers may stop blooming;<br/>
The rivers may stop flowing;<br/>
But our friendship, I'll treasure till the day my heart stops!Upload to Facebook
    The colours may fade;
    The Sun may not shine;
    The Moon may not be bright;
    The flowers may stop blooming;
    The rivers may stop flowing;
    But our friendship, I'll treasure till the day my heart stops!
  • A beautiful night like this should be spent with a beautiful person. I'm happy because I have you.<br/>
Good night, my love!Upload to Facebook
    A beautiful night like this should be spent with a beautiful person. I'm happy because I have you.
    Good night, my love!
  • Friend 1: What pisses you off?<br />
Friend 2: Nouns.<br />
Friend 1: Nouns?<br />
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things!
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    Friend 1: What pisses you off?
    Friend 2: Nouns.
    Friend 1: Nouns?
    Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things!
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