Boy: What do you think about our love? Girl: Count the stars in the sky. Boy: Aww... it's infinity! Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time! |
Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work? Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that. Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian? Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name! |
Santa: After vaccination, will I be 100% safe? Doctor: People wish you a happy married life at the time of marriage. Is there any guarantee that you'll be happy? It's the same! |
Rich people splurging: "To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht." Me splurging: "To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!" |
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised? Reports say it was due to too many strokes! |
I asked my maid: "VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana." Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms! |
Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town! |
The colours may fade; The Sun may not shine; The Moon may not be bright; The flowers may stop blooming; The rivers may stop flowing; But our friendship, I'll treasure till the day my heart stops! |
A beautiful night like this should be spent with a beautiful person. I'm happy because I have you. Good night, my love! |
Friend 1: What pisses you off? Friend 2: Nouns. Friend 1: Nouns? Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things! |