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Upload to Facebook Life is ironic.
It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence! -
Upload to Facebook You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
That's your soul healing! -
Upload to Facebook Never depend on someone else to make you happy.
That's what Beer is for! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden! -
Upload to Facebook Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime? -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be! -
Upload to Facebook To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it! -
Upload to Facebook When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results:
A person for life or A lesson for life! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!
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