Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one... . . . . . . . Whiskey Powder! |
They say wives don't accept their mistakes. My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!" |
Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news, please. Doctor: We are naming a disease after you! |
During Exam: Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying. Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! |
English: Don't worry Mahesh. Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar! |
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No... . . . . . . . . . . They too have 'fillings' inside! |
A smart woman never yells at a man. He must be afraid of her gaze! |
According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father. That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings! |
Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself. Good Morning and have a great week! |
The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing! |