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The Russian vaccine will be sold in India as Putinjali! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing.
And they're off! -
Upload to Facebook Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.
100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's top five favorite smells:
5. Coffee brewing
4. Pages of a new book
3. First rain
2. Freshly baked cake
1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling me -
Upload to Facebook Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo...
Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai! -
Upload to Facebook According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are:
1. Heart attacks
2. Strokes
3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday -
Upload to Facebook Finally, it has happened!
After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'.
Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive! -
Upload to Facebook If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all! -
Upload to Facebook I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed.
They said the risk was too big! -
Upload to Facebook I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!
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