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![Without freedom of speech, we would never know who the idiots are!]()
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![You know every trick to make me smile and every magic to make my sadness disappear.<br/>
Your kind of friend is so rare because you are the most precious gem in the world!]()
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![My life is incomplete without you and your love. I will be waiting for you to come back and complete my life again.<br/>
I love you and I miss you!]()
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![If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.<br/>
Just a number of countries not talking to each other!]()
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![A lady approached me, and said, `Every time you smile, I want to give you my number!`<br/>
I said, `Aww that's sweet. Are you single?`<br/>
She replied, `No. I'm a dentist!`]()
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![Waitress: How did you find your steak, Sir?<br/>
I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was!]()
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![Girl: I love animals.<br/>
Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta!]()
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Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain!]()
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![I made a graph showing all my past relationships.<br/>
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis!]()
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![Being a woman is so expensive. I know this because I have a wife!]()
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