Just In: The Russian vaccine will be sold in India as Putinjali! |
My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing. And they're off! |
Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body. 100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body! |
My wife's top five favorite smells: 5. Coffee brewing 4. Pages of a new book 3. First rain 2. Freshly baked cake 1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling me |
Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo... Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai! |
According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are: 1. Heart attacks 2. Strokes 3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday |
Finally, it has happened! After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'. Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive! |
If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all! |
I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed. They said the risk was too big! |
I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then! |