Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point!" |
I hope my kids know I don't really mean all the things this pandemic has forced me to say! |
Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids! |
When I need a good friend, I get you. You are shielded in all my troubles. Thanks for being such a caring brother. I love you so much and wish you a joyful day. Wish you a blessed birthday! |
When the soft sunlight of the dawn touches your face, you look like a goddess. That is the most heavenly scenario ever, and I'm craving to see it. Miss You! |
5G is amazingly fast. . . . . . Juhi Chawla already got the bill! |
Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G! |
Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'. They switch off the fan! |
While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine. While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night! |
Yes, I have a woman's intuition. It's my wife's! |