Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car. Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.? |
Dozing off while watching something is no different from bedtime stories! |
Do you know how your body temperature increases to destroy viruses? Maybe the earth is trying to do the same thing! |
You don't always have to tell your side of the story. Time Will! |
What if today we were just grateful for everything! Good Day! |
A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, you can't go anywhere until you change it! |
A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy! |
Son: What's GPS? Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving. Son: So it's Mom? |
Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me. Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not! |
In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides! |