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Upload to Facebook The IPL 2021 is going to be remembered like the band that played on while the Titanic sank! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make! -
Upload to Facebook People think being alone makes you lonely.
But being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world! -
Upload to Facebook Stay home, opportunities might knock at your door! -
Upload to Facebook If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize! -
Upload to Facebook Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown.
Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I call my wife Fitbit.
Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious?
Santa: No, it's because whenever she sees me sitting idle, she tells me to move around and do something! -
Upload to Facebook Husband, shaking his wife awake: I think there's a thief in our living room.
Wife: Shit, I just mopped the floor clean! -
Upload to Facebook I went to a grocery store & bought 1 bread, 2 eggs and 1 banana. The beautiful lady at the cash counter looked at me & asked `You're single, right?`. I blushed & said, `How did you know? Is it because I'm buying stuff for only one person?`
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Upload to Facebook I'm pretty sure Vincent van Gogh cut his ear off when his wife said `We need to talk`!
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