My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill! |
Airport check-in: Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service? |
Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought! |
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger! |
Be stronger than your excuses! |
A wise man once told his wife... . . . . . . nothing, because he was a wise man! |
There are two types of men: 1. Those who are scared of their wives 2. Bachelors |
Covid has become like iPhone 12. Everyone I know is getting it! |
India has only one hope. Get Rajinikanth to vaccinate Corona! |
Me: Alexa what's the weather outside? Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere! |