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  • My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.<br/>
I had some pretty big shoes to fill!Upload to Facebook
    My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
    I had some pretty big shoes to fill!
  • Airport check-in:<br/>
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D<br/>
Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?Upload to Facebook
    Airport check-in:
    Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D
    Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?
  • Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought!Upload to Facebook
    Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought!
  • Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?<br/>
Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!Upload to Facebook
    Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
    Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!
  • Be stronger than your excuses!Upload to Facebook
    Be stronger than your excuses!
  • A wise man once told his wife...<br/>
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nothing, because he was a wise man!Upload to Facebook
    A wise man once told his wife...
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    nothing, because he was a wise man!
  • There are two types of men:<br/><br/>

1. Those who are scared of their wives<br/>
2. BachelorsUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of men:

    1. Those who are scared of their wives
    2. Bachelors
  • Covid has become like iPhone 12.<br/>
Everyone I know is getting it!Upload to Facebook
    Covid has become like iPhone 12.
    Everyone I know is getting it!
  • India has only one hope.<br/>
Get Rajinikanth to vaccinate Corona!Upload to Facebook
    India has only one hope.
    Get Rajinikanth to vaccinate Corona!
  • Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?<br/>
Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?
    Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere!
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