As you grow up, your fear of ghosts at night is slowly replaced by robbers and burglaries! |
Indian Parents Kabhi Direct Mana Nahi Karte. Bas Itna Keh Dete Hain Ki Hum Kaun Hote Hain Tumhein Mana Karne Wale! |
If you have any idea what you'd look stunning in? My arms, to be precise! |
Let wisdom rule our thoughts, may our power be put to good use. Happy Hanuman Jayanti! |
May Lord Hanumana bless your life with happiness, peace and good health. Wishing you all a very happy Hanumana Jayanti! |
May God grant you a beautiful good night full of His blessings and mercy. Good Night! |
Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find. Banta: Because you're good at your job? Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet! |
The way it is going, I think all the students will graduate without ever leaving their houses! |
First time in human history - Together we Die, Divided we Survive! |
Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too! |