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  • As you grow up, your fear of ghosts at night is slowly replaced by robbers and burglaries!Upload to Facebook
    As you grow up, your fear of ghosts at night is slowly replaced by robbers and burglaries!
  • Indian Parents Kabhi Direct Mana Nahi Karte.<br/>
Bas Itna Keh Dete Hain Ki Hum Kaun Hote Hain Tumhein Mana Karne Wale!Upload to Facebook
    Indian Parents Kabhi Direct Mana Nahi Karte.
    Bas Itna Keh Dete Hain Ki Hum Kaun Hote Hain Tumhein Mana Karne Wale!
  • If you have any idea what you'd look stunning in?<br/>
My arms, to be precise!Upload to Facebook
    If you have any idea what you'd look stunning in?
    My arms, to be precise!
  • Let wisdom rule our thoughts, may our power be put to good use.<br/>
Happy Hanuman Jayanti!Upload to Facebook
    Let wisdom rule our thoughts, may our power be put to good use.
    Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
  • May Lord Hanumana bless your life with happiness, peace and good health.<br/>
Wishing you all a very happy Hanumana Jayanti!Upload to Facebook
    May Lord Hanumana bless your life with happiness, peace and good health.
    Wishing you all a very happy Hanumana Jayanti!
  • May God grant you a beautiful good night full of His blessings and mercy.<br/>
Good Night!Upload to Facebook
    May God grant you a beautiful good night full of His blessings and mercy.
    Good Night!
  • Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find.<br/>
Banta: Because you're good at your job?<br/>
Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find.
    Banta: Because you're good at your job?
    Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet!
  • The way it is going, I think all the students will graduate without ever leaving their houses!Upload to Facebook
    The way it is going, I think all the students will graduate without ever leaving their houses!
  • First time in human history -<br/>
Together we Die, Divided we Survive!Upload to Facebook
    First time in human history -
    Together we Die, Divided we Survive!
  • Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too!Upload to Facebook
    Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too!
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