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Upload to Facebook At the bar:
Man: May I sit here?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: That's OK. I have arthritis, I just want to sit down! -
Upload to Facebook English: Platonic relationships are a waste of time.
Hindi: Bhanwre Ne Khilaya Phool, Phool Ko Le Geya Raj Kunwar! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober! -
Upload to Facebook I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learnt next to nothing! -
Upload to Facebook COVID doesn't care about our beliefs. The virus loves ALL the large religious and political gatherings - indiscriminately! -
Upload to Facebook Inside every adult is a teenager wondering what happened! -
Upload to Facebook Don't count the number of friends you have, but the number of friends you can count on! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife said that I was wrong about something I told her but I knew I was right. But I kept quiet.
Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong.
Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid! -
Upload to Facebook When I was young, I wanted to be a singer badly. After years of hard work and practice, I now sing really badly.
Fight for your dreams! -
Upload to Facebook Finally being able to breathe through your nostril after a heavy cold is one of life's greatest, yet simplest pleasures!
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