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Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A Barbercue! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A cereal killer! -
Upload to Facebook A lot of people want kids, but don't want to be parents! -
Upload to Facebook If money doesn't buy happiness, you're probably not spending it right! -
Upload to Facebook Happy birthday to my sweet little sister who never fails to put a smile on my face no matter how bad the day is. Your sweet words and innocence bring love to our lives every day! -
Upload to Facebook Waking up on such a beautiful morning is a guaranty for a day that's beyond amazing. I hope you'll make the best of it.
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife drives like lightning.
Banta: She drives fast?
Santa: Na, she just hits the trees! -
Upload to Facebook As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked "Do you accept requests?".
"Of course, I do", I blushed and responded.
"Can you please stop singing?", she said! -
Upload to Facebook No permission to go out of state.
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.
All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married!
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