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Upload to Facebook Congress wants to ban jokes.
BJP wants to ban meat.
Anna Hazare wants to ban alcohol.
Baba Ramdev preaches against using abusive language.
Isn't it discrimination against Punjabis in general! -
Upload to Facebook As soon as Manmohan Singh opened his mouth, he caught COVID.
That's how infectious this disease is! -
Upload to Facebook At this point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government! -
Upload to Facebook Man: My wife is having severe mood swings.
Doctor: 5 pegs of whiskey will help.
Man: But my wife doesn't drink.
Doctor: Those are for you! -
Upload to Facebook I could have retired by now. But I committed a grave financial mistake in 2015, the price of which I'm still repaying.
I had coffee from Starbucks! -
Upload to Facebook Once we run out of doctors and nurses they might ask vets to help out.
Have you seen how they take temperatures? So stay home! -
Upload to Facebook The only way forward, if we are going to improve the quality of the environment, is to get everybody involved.
Happy Earth Day! -
Upload to Facebook Dear God,
Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage: Time stands still when I'm with you.
After marriage: My relationship with you isn't going anywhere! -
Upload to Facebook A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him:
"Sir, would you like to have Tea together"?
He replied "Yes" and turned to his wife and said: "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!"
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