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Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife!Upload to Facebook
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    Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife!
  • What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?<br/>
A Barbercue!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
    A Barbercue!
  • What do you call a person that chops up cereal?<br/>
A cereal killer!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
    A cereal killer!
  • A lot of people want kids, but don't want to be parents!Upload to Facebook
    A lot of people want kids, but don't want to be parents!
  • If money doesn't buy happiness, you're probably not spending it right!Upload to Facebook
    If money doesn't buy happiness, you're probably not spending it right!
  • Happy birthday to my sweet little sister who never fails to put a smile on my face no matter how bad the day is. Your sweet words and innocence bring love to our lives every day!Upload to Facebook
    Happy birthday to my sweet little sister who never fails to put a smile on my face no matter how bad the day is. Your sweet words and innocence bring love to our lives every day!
  • Waking up on such a beautiful morning is a guaranty for a day that's beyond amazing. I hope you'll make the best of it.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Waking up on such a beautiful morning is a guaranty for a day that's beyond amazing. I hope you'll make the best of it.
    Good Morning!
  • Santa: My wife drives like lightning.<br/>
Banta: She drives fast?<br/>
Santa: Na, she just hits the trees!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife drives like lightning.
    Banta: She drives fast?
    Santa: Na, she just hits the trees!
  • As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked `Do you accept requests?`.<br/>
`Of course, I do`, I blushed and responded.<br/>
`Can you please stop singing?`, she said!Upload to Facebook
    As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked "Do you accept requests?".
    "Of course, I do", I blushed and responded.
    "Can you please stop singing?", she said!
  • No permission to go out of state.<br/>
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.<br/>
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.<br/>
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.<br/><br/>

All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married!Upload to Facebook
    No permission to go out of state.
    Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.
    Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.
    The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.

    All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married!
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