Congress wants to ban jokes. BJP wants to ban meat. Anna Hazare wants to ban alcohol. Baba Ramdev preaches against using abusive language. Isn't it discrimination against Punjabis in general! |
As soon as Manmohan Singh opened his mouth, he caught COVID. That's how infectious this disease is! |
At this point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government! |
Man: My wife is having severe mood swings. Doctor: 5 pegs of whiskey will help. Man: But my wife doesn't drink. Doctor: Those are for you! |
I could have retired by now. But I committed a grave financial mistake in 2015, the price of which I'm still repaying. I had coffee from Starbucks! |
Once we run out of doctors and nurses they might ask vets to help out. Have you seen how they take temperatures? So stay home! |
The only way forward, if we are going to improve the quality of the environment, is to get everybody involved. Happy Earth Day! |
Dear God, Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them! |
Before marriage: Time stands still when I'm with you. After marriage: My relationship with you isn't going anywhere! |
A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together"? He replied "Yes" and turned to his wife and said: "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!" |