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  • My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. So I renewed my subscription for another 10 years!Upload to Facebook
    My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. So I renewed my subscription for another 10 years!
  • One year of pranayam, steam, hot water, etc has made the nasal passages so clean that the virus now goes straight to the lungs.<br/>
Earlier it used to get stuck in the nose!Upload to Facebook
    One year of pranayam, steam, hot water, etc has made the nasal passages so clean that the virus now goes straight to the lungs.
    Earlier it used to get stuck in the nose!
  • The Health Ministry is looking to hire couples married for 10 years or more to educate people on social distancing!Upload to Facebook
    The Health Ministry is looking to hire couples married for 10 years or more to educate people on social distancing!
  • One of the greatest luxuries in life is the ability to sleep without setting an alarm!Upload to Facebook
    One of the greatest luxuries in life is the ability to sleep without setting an alarm!
  • May this auspicious occasion of Ram Navami brings a lot of positivity, peace and harmony into your life.<br/>
Happy Ram Navami!Upload to Facebook
    May this auspicious occasion of Ram Navami brings a lot of positivity, peace and harmony into your life.
    Happy Ram Navami!
  • Rama for you should mean the path He trod, The ideal He held aloft, And the ordinance He lay down, They are eternal and timeless.<br/>
Happy Ram Navami!Upload to Facebook
    Rama for you should mean the path He trod, The ideal He held aloft, And the ordinance He lay down, They are eternal and timeless.
    Happy Ram Navami!
  • Words don't have the power to express the feelings within my heart. I'm in love with you with every atom of my body!Upload to Facebook
    Words don't have the power to express the feelings within my heart. I'm in love with you with every atom of my body!
  • Breathing in the fresh morning air makes you healthy and wise. Don't ignore the blessings that every morning offers to us.<br/>
Good morning and have a good time!Upload to Facebook
    Breathing in the fresh morning air makes you healthy and wise. Don't ignore the blessings that every morning offers to us.
    Good morning and have a good time!
  • Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.<br/>
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
    Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
  • In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:<br/>
English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?<br/>
Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?<br/>
End of the discussion!Upload to Facebook
    In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:
    English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?
    Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?
    End of the discussion!
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