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![A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:<br/>
SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v]()
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![Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...<br/>
`INDIAN IDLE`!]()
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![Once upon a time, I used to find Board Exams difficult, now the Board finds it difficult to hold Exams!]()
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![As soon as I got fully motivated to join the gym, Government shuts it down again!]()
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![I have just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax!]()
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If you are a giver, remember to learn your limits - because the takers don't have any! -
![Remember, gifting yourself a good night's sleep is an act of self-love.<br/>
Good Night!]()
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![Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?<br/>
Santa: Why would I want two empty?]()
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![So sad that some friends call you only when they need something from you, like the money you owe them!]()
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