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Upload to Facebook Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...
"INDIAN IDLE"! -
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Upload to Facebook Remember, gifting yourself a good night's sleep is an act of self-love.
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Upload to Facebook Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?
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Upload to Facebook So sad that some friends call you only when they need something from you, like the money you owe them! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage:
Husband: I love your curves.
Wife: You naughty boy.
After marriage:
Husband: I love your curves.
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
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