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Upload to Facebook Banta: That missing Malaysian flight is not yet found.
Santa: Had I been on board that flight, my wife would have easily found it in no time! -
Upload to Facebook The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn't drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder if spiders compare web sizes. `Wow man, you live in a mansion` Thanks dude, I built it myself! -
Upload to Facebook Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore! -
Upload to Facebook Schools are no longer about learning, but about passing.
Because we have made job requirements based on academic achievements but not actual skills! -
Upload to Facebook You know what, I feel so proud to have a brother like you. You are my best friend.
On this special day, I want to say, Happy Birthday, Bro! -
Upload to Facebook Wake up and welcome yet another wonderful morning in your life. I know today you'll be shining like a star just like any other day.
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Never date a girl who can't respect your wife! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage teaches you a lot of valuable things.
For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just asked me if I was busy.
Now I may have to do things like taking the trash out or traveling to Mars and buy something!
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