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  • Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.Upload to Facebook
    Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
    ~ Lora Brody
    Food and Drinks / Pre-Marital Sex   
  • A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. Upload to Facebook
    A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
    ~ Henry Louis Mencken
    Food and Drinks / Kiss   
  • I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.Upload to Facebook
    I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
    Food and Drinks / Sex / Funny   
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