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![Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.]()
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~ Lora BrodyDon't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. -
![A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.]()
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~ Henry Louis MenckenA man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. -
~ Joseph Epstein, Familiar TerritoryFood has it over sex for variety. Hedonistically, gustatory possibilities are much broader than copulatory ones. -
~ Robert Byrne, 1911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. Food and Drinks / Sex / Funny -
![I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Food and Drinks / Sex / Funny
