George Carlin Quotes

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  • Let's be absolutely clear America is an oil company with an army.Upload to Facebook
    Let's be absolutely clear America is an oil company with an army.
    ~ George Carlin
    Politics and Politicians   
  • Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an asshole.Upload to Facebook
    Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an asshole.
    ~ George Carlin
    Honesty / Appreciation   
  • Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.Upload to Facebook
    Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
    ~ George Carlin
    Self-Esteem   
  • Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
    ~ George Carlin
    Law   
  • The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. Upload to Facebook
    The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
    ~ George Carlin
    Nations   
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