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~ George CarlinMay the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -
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~ George CarlinLet's be absolutely clear America is an oil company with an army. -
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~ George CarlinEveryone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an asshole. -
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~ George CarlinMost people with low self-esteem have earned it. -
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~ George CarlinHave you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? -
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~ George CarlinThe reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
