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~ Jarod KintzI consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. -
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~ Jarod KintzI want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. -
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~ Jarod KintzUnless I'm at a wedding, I don't like veiled threats.