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  • I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.Upload to Facebook
    I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
    People   
  • I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.Upload to Facebook
    I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
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  • Unless I'm at a wedding, I don't like veiled threats.Upload to Facebook
    Unless I'm at a wedding, I don't like veiled threats.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
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