Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal. |
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. |
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. |
Fear is stupid. So are regrets. |
Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together. |
We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. |
Just because you fail once doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. |
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. |
Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeties... the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character. |
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. |