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~ Mark TwainNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. -
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~ Mark TwainA man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. -
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~ Mark TwainIf you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. -
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~ Mark TwainA man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. -
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~ Mark TwainPoliticians and drapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. -
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~ Mark TwainKindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. -
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~ Mark TwainIf you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -
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~ Mark TwainThe best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. -
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~ Mark TwainIf you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -
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~ Mark TwainThe only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.