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~ Woody AllenIf you want to make God laugh tell Him about your plans. -
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~ Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -
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~ Woody AllenMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -
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~ Woody AllenEighty percent of success is showing up. -
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~ Woody AllenIf it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the best that you can call him is an underachiever.