Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers? Banta: Why? Santa: Professional courtesy! ======================= |
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do? Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there! |
Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not? Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children! |
Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes. Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug! |
Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers? Pappu: 4 Flowers. Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers? Pappu: 11 Flowers. Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers? Pappu: A Garden! |
Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news, please. Doctor: We are naming a disease after you! |
During Exam: Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying. Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! |
A smart woman never yells at a man. He must be afraid of her gaze! |
Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early? Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class. Jeeto: Wow! What was the question? Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head? |
Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! |